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Halloween 2022

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So this weekend is Halloween.

And we thought we would share a few jokes that tie in quite nicely with our services which could act as inspiration for those yet to decide on what their Trick or Treat act will be.

So…

  • Do you know what electricians talk about? Current Events.
  • What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.
  • What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on? A royal flush is better than a full house.
  • My combi boiler might be sick. I think it’s the flue!
  • Why did the bakery install a security system? To protect the dough!

We hope you have a fun time on Sunday for Halloween but equally important is the fact that also on the 31st is Day Light Savings.

The clocks go back 1 hour at 2am on Sunday. This will take us out of British Summer Time (BST) and into Greenwich Mean Time (GMT).

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